There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
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In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
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