youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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