That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
sick fucks of a feather flock together
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
Randomize