I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
OPIZZABONMYDICK
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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