It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
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He went THROUGH MY PHONE (he's 30 for God sake) then asked me why I was stringing along 12 guys... I told him he could have just asked me if I was banging other people and then saved himself from looking at pics of dicks bigger than his.
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
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eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
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