Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
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