spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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