i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
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stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
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And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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