this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
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he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
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she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
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