Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
Waking up next to a guy you don't remember going home with and the first thing you say is: where is my tiara? = successful birthday
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
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