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I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind

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(773): I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind http://tfl.nu/hlcm

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Small penises have feelings too.

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(573): Small penises have feelings too. http://tfl.nu/ikhv

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oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass

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fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings

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(901): oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass (901): fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings http://tfl.nu/b0u6

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so I ended up banging her last night

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dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?

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i don't even remember

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(414): so I ended up banging her last night (1-414): dude I remember her. You sure it was a her? (414): i don't even remember http://tfl.nu/73hr

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he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.

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(440): he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now. http://tfl.nu/ongm

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I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk

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yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts

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(510): I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk (415): yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts http://tfl.nu/5sxt

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just balanced a champagne glass on my gut. thanks to beer im a living breathing tempur-pedic mattress.

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(703): just balanced a champagne glass on my gut. thanks to beer im a living breathing tempur-pedic mattress. http://tfl.nu/rj37

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Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.

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(515): Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me. http://tfl.nu/qah0

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(585): View more from New York

you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..

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(585): you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink.. http://tfl.nu/9bld

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He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.

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(940): He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts. http://tfl.nu/9w8s

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Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly

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(773): Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly http://tfl.nu/8cgf

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I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..

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(209): I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him.. http://tfl.nu/g4nz

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I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.

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(563): I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took. http://tfl.nu/2cez

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Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.

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(203): Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor. http://tfl.nu/mf50

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Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs

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(320): Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs http://tfl.nu/s3ur

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