The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
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don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
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Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE