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  I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.

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• (858): View more from California

  I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.

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• (903): View more from Texas

  Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important

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  Stay Away From These 29 Online Dating Red Flags

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  i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.

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• (469): View more from Texas

  Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.

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• (773): View more from Illinois

  Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?

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  21 Rideshare Drivers Had to Drive These NSFW Passengers

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• (720): View more from Colorado

  I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.

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• (480): View more from Arizona

  Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!

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• (413): View more from Massachusetts

  Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?

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  Like alphabetically I'd say a v

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• (406): View more from Montana

  He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.

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  *swallows 40 gallons of heavy water and astral projects into buzzfeed* Top Ten Reasons Why I Am God

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