Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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