oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
Have a booty call at 3am, stopped for tacos at 2:30. It's 2:55 and I still haven't ordered but can't jump the curb to get out of line because there is a cop in front of me. What am I doing with my life?
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
Randomize
