he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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