Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
I'm being responsible and going as a gay, slutty Mormon missionary. It's responsible because I'll have a bike helmet on for when I fall over because I'm too shitfaced to stand upright. It's safer than Count Fagula. I just need to come up with a line equal or greater than "Blaaaa I want to suck your dick"
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
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