I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
well you can't waste a boner
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
We don't watch enough power rangers
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
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