I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
I need a burrito and a hug.
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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