Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
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Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
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Let's celebrate that I used a condom
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
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