I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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