Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
I found my keys in the basement freezer. Drunk me is a sneaky little bastard.
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
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