I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I just accidently deleted 60 gigs of porn from my external hard drive. Thats over 300 pornos! I think im gonna cry.
Im surprised that you are even able to text me right now.
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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