turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
the day after is always just damage control
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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