kristin has been a bad kristin
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
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