i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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