making cat noises will not fix the situation.
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
I made out with a guy dressed as the pdx airport carpet.
Portlandia didn't prepare you for that?
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