i just woke up i smell like fire, i have bruises on both knees and one elbow, i have a lighter and nip of smirnoff blueberry in my bed, rug burn on one hip and about 12 pics of you and me on my camera-this needs to stop happening
yea ive got to shower which is going to be painful given the skin burns from the blowup obstacle course races last night
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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