it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
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