Already got asked if we're dating
Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
is it fun? or sober?
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
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