the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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