so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
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