Dude! wtf happend last nite? I woke up with 2 black eyes and a head ache
You stepped off the curb and face planted the road...twice
Why didnt you hold me up....and why a second time?
I helped you up but figured it was wayy funnier to watch you fall again then lose my buzz....
my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
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No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
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We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
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