Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
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My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
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I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
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