check it out our google latitudes are spooning
omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
we're making bets on your personal life
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
I think i got beer on your cat.
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