Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
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lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
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So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
That tingly feeling you're experiencing in your lady parts is my mustache. All the ladies of America are waking up feeling the same thing. You're welcome.
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
Visiting my great uncle went well. The highlight of the evening was when he said, "Oh my god. I'm 79 and I'm teaching 18 year old kids how to roll a joint."
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