Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.
what does that even mean?
you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
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i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
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Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
A homeless guy wouldnt accept my granola bar because he didnt have any teeth. I think i win the prize for the ultimate rejection
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
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