I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
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Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
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His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
Question #1: Why am I on my living room floor? Question #2: Where did the bloody footprints come from? Question #3: Why are there two McChickens next to the wine bottle?
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
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