I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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