Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
My boob is missing a layer of skin
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
Another thing to add to the list of things not to do while I'm drunk......explain to the upstairs neighborr how to have quiet orgasams......she now thinks I want to be part of a threesome......fuck my life
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