uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
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Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
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Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
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