We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
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