Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
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