I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
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