I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
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Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
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Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
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