im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
I opened my package from my mom today. She put four bottles of tequila in the bottom under my ducky slippers. She knows me way to well.
Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
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