I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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