Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
It's 2:10 am I am sprawled on the floor of the kitchen drunk and eating cold chicken wings come help
My purse is like an anchor I can't move I am sliding around like an over turned turtle send help
This floor is really dirty send a maid if you can
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
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