i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
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I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
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I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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