my mouth tastes like poor choices
There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
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