After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
Roman Polanski is more welcome at my daughter's birthday party than you are at that bar
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
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You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
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And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
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