Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
You were on the drunk bus swinging around on the pole when you decided you were hungry, so you pulled half a bagel out of your pants and ate it. Everyone stared at you, dumbfounded as to where it came from, and cheered
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
Randomize
