Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
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