I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
i can't believe i had my finger in that
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
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