i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
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Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
just imagine me sitting naked on a toilet with a fully-clothed dude i havent seen in 2 years, trying to make normal conversation except that im covered in blood and he's helping wipe me down while i try not to pass out because blood makes me NERVOUS. And he's apologizing and i'm apologizing.
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idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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