Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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