Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
i grabbed his hand and told him i loved him and then he looked down and said "i love...mallomars" and shoved like three in his mouth. never been so embarrassed.
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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