plz talk dirty to me
he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
just realized the sink is the perfect height to piss into never cleaning the toilet again
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my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
As punishment for throwing up on my car, I am holding your phone hostage until the morning. You can read this message after I drop it off.
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
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I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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