so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
I accidentally requested the ides of march off instead of st patricks day. Is this an omen? will alcohol be my brutus?
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
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