I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
i think i have herpe
just one?
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
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